There are a LOT of memes going around with Bible verses. It hit me the other day that “the meme” has become a new dialect of contemporary culture. In the spirit of Martin Luther, who believed the people should have the Scripture available to them in their own tongue, I thought it would be fun (and hopefully funny) to make the CMB – the Contemporary Meme Bible. So I’m going to work my way through the Bible creating original memes for the major stories. Right now I’ve got the Old Testament and the Synoptics complete. I’ll include links to the text for those who want to read the biblical stories. So let’s get started.
Table of Contents
- Genesis
- Exodus
- Leviticus
- Numbers
- Deuteronomy
- Joshua
- Judges
- Ruth
- 1-2 Samuel
- 1-2 Kings
- 1-2 Chronicles
- Ezra/Nehemiah
- Esther
- Job
- Psalms
- Proverbs
- Ecclesiastes
- Song of Songs
- Isaiah
- Daniel
- The Prophets
- Matthew, Mark, & Luke
GENESIS: In the Beginning
Genesis 1 – Creation

Genesis 3 – Original Sin

Genesis 4 Cain & Abel

Genesis 6 – The Flood

Genesis 8 – The Flood

Genesis 11 – The Tower of Babel

Genesis 18 Abraham & Sarah

Genesis 19 – Sodom & Gomorrah

Genesis 21 – Sarah & Hagar

Genesis 22 – Abraham & Isaac

Genesis 25 – Jacob & Esau

Genesis 27 – A Father’s Blessing

Genesis 29 – Leah & Rachel

Genesis 32 – Jacob Wrestles with God

Genesis 37 – Joseph and his Coat of Many Colors

Genesis 39 – Joseph in Potiphar’s House

Genesis 41 – Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams

Genesis 42-45 – Joseph & His Brothers

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EXODUS: Let My People Go
Exodus 1 – Conflict in Egypt

Exodus 1:18 – An Evil King

Exodus 2:3 – Baby Moses

Exodus 2:10 – Baby Moses

Exodus 3:10 – God calls Moses

Exodus 3 – God talks to Moses

Exodus 7:13 – Pharaoh responds to Moses

Exodus 7-10 – The 10 Plagues

Exodus 12:12 – The 10th Plague

Exodus 12:33 – The Exodus

Exodus 14-15 – Crossing the Red Sea

Exodus 16 – Bread from Heaven

Exodus 18 – Jethro (Moses’ father-in-law) gives Moses advice…

Exodus 20 – The 10 Commandments

Exodus 32 – The Golden Calf

Exodus 32 – The Golden Calf

Exodus 40 – Building the Tabernacle

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LEVITICUS: Layin’ Down the Law…


Leviticus 11: Clean & Unclean Animals

Leviticus 18: Unlawful Sexual Relations

Leviticus 25: Kindness for the Poor

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NUMBERS: Seriously, How Many Times Do We Need to Take a Census?

Numbers 1: A Census

Numbers 11: The People of Israel Complain

Numbers 12: Aaron & Miriam Oppose Moses

Numbers 13: Spies Sent Into the Land

Numbers 20: Moses Strikes the Rock

Numbers 22: Balaam’s Donkey Speaks

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DEUTERONOMY: Here We Go Again…

Deuteronomy 4:41-43 – Cities of Refuge

Deuteronomy 6 – The Greatest Commandment

Deuteronomy 9 – God’s Grace, Not Human Behavior

Deuteronomy 14 – Rules on Tithing

Deuteronomy 18:9-14 – Be Holy

Deuteronomy 30 – Choosing Life or Death

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JOSHUA: It’s About a Dude
Joshua 2 – Rahab & the Spies

Joshua 6 – The Fall of Jericho

Joshua 7 – Achan’s Sin

Joshua 10 – Long Days in the Army

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JUDGES: You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get

Judges 1:27-36 – Failure to Complete the Conquest

Judges 3 – Ehud, the Left-Handed

Judges 4 – Deborah Takes Charge

Judges 11 – Jephthah’s Daughter

Judges 16 – Samson & Delilah

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RUTH: If You Like It Then You Better Put a Ring on It

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1 & 2 SAMUEL: God Turns a Prophet













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1-2 KINGS: Who Put These Guys in Charge?!?











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1-2 CHRONICLES: Deja Vu

EZRA-NEHEMIAH – I’m Comin’ Home!





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ESTHER – Israeli Wonder Woman



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JOB: Misery loves company




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PSALMS: David sure was a touchy-feely dude







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PROVERBS: This sounds smart






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ECCLESIASTES: Everything sucks…





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SONG OF SONGS: Say what now???




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ISAIAH: Brace yourselves – judgment is coming




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DANIEL: You want me to eat what now?





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THE PROPHETS – You’re all repeating yourselves

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THE GOSPELS: It’s the good news, yo!














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There you have it. Let me know which ones are your favorites. Feel free to share this post and the Meme Bible with others. I’ll put up Job when it’s done.